You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her
You are not real, you're a poser-oser
oser-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her, up
Jump like a pogo on sh*t, puff
I'ma go blow up some sh*t
Act tough, like you got muscles and sh*t
You're sus, all this sh*t counterfeit
You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her, up
Jump like a pogo on sh*t, puff
I'ma go blow up some sh*t
Act tough, like you got muscles and sh*t
You're sus, all this sh*t counterfeit
Yeah, she so bad
I won't take her out
Like hey, what's up
I go buy a pound
We smoke some loud
Show me around town
You can be my love
I want it all, I want it
She gonna call me on flip phone
She use my song as a ringtone
I got earrings, yeah it's clip-ons
It's so skinny, you can see hip-bone
I got these racks like a bitcoin
Sh*t like a trampoline, boing, boing
But it is so good
Yeah, that sh*t is tenderloin
You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her, up
Jump like a pogo on sh*t, puff
I'ma go blow up some sh*t
Act tough, like you got muscles and sh*t
You're sus, all this sh*t counterfeit
You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her
You are not real, you're a poser
You can't be my friend, you're not kosher
I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster
She is so cute, wanna hold her
