Ladies and gentlemen and low -lifes, it is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight

Slick Rick the ruler and

MC Ricky D doing their smash hit Mona Lisa, you know like the picture

Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty

You know, I'm your highness they await you

Well, it was one of those days much to do I was chillin downtown my old school crew I went into a store

I bought a slice of pizza and bumped into a girl. Her name was Mona. What? Mona Lisa. What? Mona Lisa. So men made you.

You know what I'm saying? So I said, excuse me, dear. My gosh, you look nice. Put away your money. I'll buy that slice.

She said, thanks, I'd rather a slice of you. I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you.

The compliment showed she had a mind in her and when I smiled I almost blinded her.

She said, Great Scott, are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth.

Ha ha ha, I had to find that funny. So I said, no child, I work hard for the money. And calling me a thief, please, don't even try.

I said, I need your slice of pizza and be quiet. She almost got cut short. You know scissor.

She tried to disrespect who? The Grand Wizard. Me? What's your name, sir? MC Ricky D, but not to be so harsh, I said, the Mona Lee.

Oh, I'm sorry, and I know that's low class. Please sit. Tell me a little about your past.

She said, well, I got courage and I don't like courage. I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge. Over 18 and my eyes are green.

I wear more gold than that man on 18. Trim, slim, and I'm also light skinned. Best believe Mona's a virgin.

A virgin? Honey needed a swag. She tried to tell me she's a virgin. With her yay white gown.

I said, it don't matter, see, I'm not picky. Let me spell my name out for you. It's Ricky.

Oh, ravishing. Oh, refreshing. Courageous or careless. Well, the can goes with dive guard that I wear every day.

And why not? Why not? Defy's not right that I recite tonight. And quite polite like Walter Cronkite.

Well, just about then, Trevor, my friend, came in and he said, hey, Rick, don't you know playing with these snakes is a sin?

He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store. He said, I don't want to see you playing with these lowlifes no more.

Now, come along. We have a party to attend with some real mature women and some more of our friends.

He held down a cab and he waited for a minute. And as a cab came, he thrusted me in it.

And as we were leaving, I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song.

If you see me walking down the street, and I start to cry, it's time to leave.

Walk on by. Walk on by. Foolish pride. That's all that I have left.

So let me hide the pain and the hurt that you gave me when you said goodbye.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.

Walk on by.