I thought that I had everybody
on my side
But I went and blew it
all sky high
And now she won't even spare a
passing glance
All just because I
(rip)
ripped my pants
When big Larry came round
just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and
(rip)
ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cuz' windin up with no one is
a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns!
(sand in buns noises)
Now I learned a lesson
I won't soon forget
So listen and you wont regret
Be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
And you won't end up
like the fool
who
ripped
his
pants
(rip)