Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

One Prozac a day

Husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty four

Only been with one man

What happened to her plans

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake that ass

On the hood of Whitesnake's car

Now her SUV has become the enemy

Looks at her average life

Nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U Two and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen eighty five

(Nineteen eighty five)

She's seen all the classics

At least a hundred times;

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

She rocked out to Wham!

Not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Never knew George was gay; hoped they'd hook up one day

Where's her fairytale?

Where's her dream?

Where's the quarterback from her high school football team?

Where's her fairytale?

Where's her dream?

How many times will she ask herself "What happened to me?"

Ask herself "What happened?"

(The rubber broke!)

When Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U two and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen eighty five

She hates time

Make it stop

When did Mötley Crüe become Classic Rock

She hates time

Make it stop

She hates time

Make it, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it STOP!

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U Two and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With Nineteen eighty five

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U Two and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied

With Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen eighty five