A- LONG DIS TANCE

DI RECTO RY

AS SIS TANCE

A REA CODE

TWO- ONE- TWO

I SAY HEY A- MON

THIS IS MIS TER

RHY THM AND BLUES

HE SAID HEL LO

AND PUT ME ON HOLD

TO SAY THE LEAST

THE CAT WAS COLD

HE SAID

A- DON'T CALL US

CHILD WE'LL CALL YOU

YEAH

I SAY

YOU GOT MY NUMBER

HE SAID YEAH

I GOT IT WHEN YOU

WALKED IN THE DOOR

A- DON'T CALL US

WE'LL CALL YOU

A- DON'T CALL US

WE'LL CALL YOU

OH YEAH

HEY SAY

WAIT A MINUTE

LET ME SAY IT

I GOT YOUR NAME

FROM A

FRIEND OF A FRIEND

WHO SAID HE USED

TO WORK WITH YOU

DO YOU RE MEM BER

THE ALL- NIGHT

CREA TURE

FROM STE RE O

NINE TY- TWO

YEAH I SAID

COULD YOU RE LATE

TO OUR

QUAR TER- TRACK TAPE

YOU KNOW THE BAND

PER FORMS IN THE NUDE

HE SAID UH- UH

DON'T CALL US CHILD

WE'LL CALL YOU

WOO YEAH

WELL LIS TEN KID

YOU PAID FOR THE CALL

YOU AIN'T BAD

BUT WE HEARD IT

ALL BE FORE

YEAH IT- A SOUNDS LIKE- A

JOHN PAUL AND GEORGE

TRY IT WHEN

YOU AIN'T HOME

ANYWAY

WE CUT A HIT

AND WE TOURED A BIT

WITH THE SONG HE SAID

HE COULD N'T USE

AND NOW HE CALLS

AND BEGS AND CRAWLS

IT'S TEL E PHONE

DE JA VU

WE GOT

PER CEN TAGE POINTS

AND LOU SY JOINTS

AND ALL THE GLIT TER

WE CAN USE

MA MA SO HUH

DON'T CALL US

NOW WE'LL CALL YOU

WOO

YOU MAY

HEAR THIS ONE TOO

BEFORE I SAY

YOU KNOW

I SAID LIS TEN KID

YOU PAID FOR THE CALL

HEY WELL YOU AIN'T BAD

BUT I HEARD IT

ALL BE FORE

UH I SAID YOU COULD

LET 'EM ALL STAY

I DIDN'T SAY

IN MY BED HUH

WE'LL CALL YOU

A- DON'T CALL US

A- DON'T CALL US

WE'LL CALL YOU

A- DON'T CALL US

WE'LL CALL YOU