There are things you don't know
Ya know
About me
About how rough I had it
What in that cushy tower of yours
Cushy are you kidding
I had nothing in that tower
Fighting boredom by the hour
Princess lonely walking circles
I had only
Bare essentials army cot a
Hot plate and chamber pot and
Every morning I would boil it
No choice I had no toilet
Just a view of devastation
Out one window isolation
In my bedroom
And very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited
I'm very dedicated
On the walls the days were added
Luckily those walls were padded
So
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Oh you think so that was a sad story but
I've heard better I'm just saying
A for effort thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
But I had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torches
Burned my britches see the scorches
You're just whiny
I had a flaming heiney
As I fled I had to wonder
If I was torn asunder
Would an ogre go to heaven
Did I mention I was seven
So
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
No warm regards
No christmas cards
And every day
Was hell on earth day
Okay top this
I missed my prom
My dad and mom
Sent me away
It was my birthday
I was sent away on christmas eve
D'ah
Ha ha
Bare essentials army cot a
Hot plate and chamber pot and
Every morning I would boil it
No choice I had no toilet
Just a view of devastation
Out one window isolation
In my bedroom
And very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited
I'm very dedicated
On the walls the days were added
Luckily those walls were padded
Twenty years
I missed my prom
My dad and mom sent me away
So
So
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah
Oopsy
Ah well better out than in I always say
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
Nya nay nay nana nyow nyow
Nya nay nay nana nyow nyow
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
