Mardi Gras
Came and went
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent
Sitting on my ass
Who mistook the steak for chicken
Who am I gonna stick my d**k in
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch
My former life I had a sister
I abused her and I dissed her
She got swept up in a twister
First I laughed and then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers
Who f**ked up that leaning tower
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandmas they're okay
Kiss their cheek and run away
Cause me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of darts
Hit a bull's eye and cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Who missed that thing on the ceiling
Who is gonna hurt my feelings
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Even your mother is a crook
But if I get a closer look
There's shit on every road you took
If you don't believe me read your book
Somebody's making a killing
Whose empty heart needs filling
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Who mistook the steak for chicken
Who am I gonna stick my d**k in
We're not those kids
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
