A WEAK LING WEIG HING

NINE TY- EIGHT POUNDS

WILL GET

SAND IN HIS FACE

WHEN KICKED

TO THE GROUND

AND SOON IN THE GYM

WITH A DE TER MINED CHIN

THE SWEAT

FROM HIS PORES

AS HE WORKS

FOR HIS CAUSE

WILL MAKE HIM

GLIS TEN AND GLEAM

AND WITH MAS SAGE

AND JUST A LIT TLE

BIT OF STEAM

HM HM HM HM HM HM

HE'LL BE PINK

AND QUITE CLEAN

HE'LL BE A STRONG MAN

OH HO NEY

BUT THE WRONG MAN

HE'LL EAT NUT RI TIOUS

HIGH PRO TEIN AND

SWAL LOW RAW EGGS

TRY TO BUILD UP

HIS SHOUL DERS

HIS CHEST ARMS

AND HM HM HM LEGS

SUCH AN EF FORT

IF HE ON LY KNEW

OF MY PLAN

IN JUST SE VEN DAYS

I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN

HE'LL DO PRESS- UPS

AND CHIN- UPS

DO THE SNATCH

CLEAN AND JERK

HE THINKS

DY NA MIC TEN SION

MUST BE HARD WORK

SUCH STR ENU OUS LI VING

I JUST DON'T

UN DER STAND

WHEN IN JUST

SE VEN DAYS

OH BA BY

I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN

HM HM HM HM HM

HM HM HM HM