Oh, The Divorces!

Who's next

Who's next

Always the ones

That you least expect

They seem so strong

It turned out she wanted more all along

And each time I hear who's to part

I examine my heart

See how it stands

Wonder if it's still in safe hands

Who's fled

Who's fled

Who's been caught

Out in somebody's bed

I should have guessed

That day that his phone

Wouldn't take your text

He was a charmer

I wish him bad karma

Oh I know we shouldn't take sides

But that one was his fault

This one is her fault

No one gets off without paying the ride

And oh the divorces

And oh oh oh

The honeymoon the wedding ring

Oh oh oh

The afternoon handovers by the swings

Oh jens oh jens

Your song seemed to look

Through a different lens

You're still so young

Love ends just as easy as it's begun

Now there's kids to tend

The legal bills

And custody

And oh the divorces

And this one is different

And each one of course is

And always the same

Oh the divorces

Who's next

Who's next