You've been checking on my facts

And I admit I have been lax

In double-screening what I say

It wasn't funny anyway

I stand corrected

I stand corrected

No one cares when you are wrong

But I've been at this far too long

To act like that when we should be

In perfect harmony

I stand corrected

I stand corrected

Lord knows I haven't tried

I'll take my stand

One last time

Forget the protocol

I'll take your hand

Right in mine

I stand corrected

I stand corrected