Yo, yo, what's up, y'all?
I'd like to welcome you back to the Hip Hop Awards.
I'm your host, Putney Swo.
Here to present the album of the year award is Smoke Motherfuckin Low.
Come on y'all, what's up?
You don't know, now you know.
What's up, y'all?
This is Moe Lowe.
Check it out, y'all.
The nominees for the best hip-hop album are...
Sleepy eating.
That's my word.
This is motherfucking...
Dog motherfucking dog, niggas!
Your motherfuckers don't want it!
Y'all know how I do!
I'll straight up motherfucking smack horse shit out of one of you motherfuckers.
I'll kill you!
Yo, that's my word.
Motherfucking Doug, motherfucking Doug will pour this motherfucking mess out.
And I will straight.
I'll kill you.
Yeah.
You know what?
You never like this.
That's my friend Chad, everybody.
Yeah, you can check him out.
ChadAOL.com.
Sinking zap, zap, sinking cigarette, yeah!
I'm neutralizing, hypnotizing, surprising, I wow arising.
My style is pedalizing.
You're my frame.
You are a shame to my style.
You sit down like a child and cry.
Boo-hoo!
The winner is...
Doug Doug, I'll cue you.
Yo, you got any words to say to the crowd?
I just want to say what's up to motherfucking...
Third time fell on records, know what I'm saying?
Everybody at motherfucking WHAT, know what I'm saying?
Motherfucking my probation officer and shit, know what I'm saying?
Everybody from the Ave, know what I'm saying?
Everybody from the motherfucking weed spot, know what I'm saying?
Hold that down.
To everybody else, fuck you, punk-ass nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
That's all for tonight, you know what I'm saying?
We'll see you next year at the motherfucking Dick Howard Awards.
Shout out, nigga.
I love it.
