(Mario - VideoGameRapBattles)
It's-a me, Mario!
I'm what everyone wanted to be
You can put up a fight?
How lovely!
Try me!
'cause tonight we'll see who's got the final say
And final destiny
Look what you've made of me
The lovable idolized Nintendo character will make you bleed
I'm giving you fists
You're trying it back
We'll see in the end who can finally laugh
But honestly I won't go easy
Spitting bars harder than weezy
You're leaving because I made you
I'm-a Mario and I just played you!
(Luigi - Adam Purski)
Step up, but don't step close to Luigi
He'll send up your player with an UP+B, see
Believe me, get hit by floaty fireballs
That'll just completely fuck up your entire combo
UP+AIR two times and DOWN+B
Get 'em dizzy, right minds train right, no clowning around
Imma do a cocky finish
Tryin' to grab the ledge?
I'll taunt 'em so then I can kick 'em down now
(Yoshi - Zach Boucher)
Your eggs are ready and I made 'em with a passion
Smashing you Badly, Laughing, and always asking you
Lacking the skill to last in the fight for just two minutes
But you know me
I'm Yoshi
I don't stop until I'm finished
Listen
Envision you actually winning 'cause that's all up in your head
You wanna swing first?
Whoops... nope your dead
Booting you off the edge
Now that gives me a solution
Proving you're stupid
You're losing
Dude, I'm not even human
I battle 'till the death of me
Eggs and punch is my recipe
Every death is your penalty
The talent is my recipe
Are you trying to mess with me?
This is my legacy
Smashing you is my specialty
My rhyming comes out chemically
What is left of me
You really wanna fight?
'cause imma make you regret it like every night
And every light that you see is piercing you from the heavens
Call me a God
I'm hoping you learned your lesson
(Pokemon Trainer - Nic Duchene)
I chose you now it's most likely you'll die
I'm spitting the fire, choosing the water
Now it's a matter of time
Like
Look
You're trying to get your head smashed
You're the student in my class
I'm spitting flames that's why i'm Ash
You should catch up, imma "Ketchum" like I should
Imma summon all my three
Something you never could
I might be watching from a far
I might be spitting these mad bars
But get your bathing suit ready
I choose you Charizard
(Charizard - Mackatron)
Lemme freshen up or can I forget it?
I'm the real burning sun and winning?
Won't ever let it be anybody but me
Spitting these flames literally
Stepping on anybody who's a threat to me or my homies
I've got Ash
Squirtle
And Ivysaur
Everbody's gonna feel sore
Breaking your bones until the core
Won't ever stop I'll just want more
And I might see you in Hell
'cause imma be the real Devil
And your soul is mine to sell
(Kirby - JT Machinima)
Check your ego at the door before I swallow it
Nice move, hope you don't mind if I borrow it
Hammer-slamming you off of the map
And now all of your fun has ended
'cause I drop my bars hard
And yes the pun was intended
But if i'm not dropping the bars
I'll always be setting 'em high
Call me Kirby i'm the star
I fly the highest in the sky
(Bowser - NemRaps)
Big Bowser's in the building
And i'm about to make a killin'
Feet hanging off the roof
When they found you in the ceilin'
Hit you with dat' ground-pound
Cowards catchin' feelings
Knock your block off
From the stage, you get tossed off
You sayin' who is he?
Homie, i'm the Koopa King
I spit flames 462 degrees
You should admire me, a fire breathing Iron Man
And you'll expire if you get smashed with a flying slam
On the battlefield i'm holdin' the banner
The way I sliced your face up, the call you Tony Montana
I got this whoop ass, I'm about to open a can up
When the big boy comin' through
Everybody in this place better roll over or man up
(Princess Peach - Allie Cormier)
Yeah, you might be softer than a leaf
My name is Peach
Imma smack you with a pan
Club
Racket and complete your whole story and i'll end you
With nobody to defend you
If you're nice enough I might just let you
Touch my shoe, before I end you
Smack you down with your life
Only hanging by a thread
Yeah I might just be a girl
I "seem" like i'm no threat
Like you said
What'd I say?
Now you're dead
Whoopsy daisy
No, too late
Learn to treat me with respect
I'm a lady
(Link - NoneLikeJoshua)
How could y'all think
That I would not be Link
Yeah, my hook shot on fleek
A cartoon got you freaked out
I push to the top of the peak
'Cause of the last challenger was out of sync
And the one after is bound to be weak
Get on my level, or fall down with speed
Yeah
This is a new game with my boomerang and my bow
I shoot 'til you flew off the stage
Blew you away from a bomb, now it's on like Donkey Kong
Counting up your damage I'm about to beat up Ganon
While i'm grabbing
And throwin' all my opponents in the chasm
Goin' faster than my hand is I'm the master of my sword
Triforce with a slash
To a dash
Super Smash
Who is that?
Spin attack
You runnin' far
'Cause I got the best range, bitches
If you can't hear it then
HEY! LISTEN!
(Bowser Jr - DefMatch)
I'm Bowser Jr
Mechakoopas will chew ya
Just bandana'd my tooth with a full grill
Did I fool ya?
Brought my seven brothers
To hover above in these clown cars
Deck you so hard, you hear nothing
Don't check your sound card
Mock ya properly
Get the heck off my property
Everybody is watching me
Poppin' you, got the hottest team
Yeah, we've gotta jet
But Princess Peach knows who to text
So when I turn to Shadow Mario
No touchin' my X
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