Yo we're here yo we're here
Yo we're here
With the hottest flows flows
And the hottest Jian Bing hottest Jian Bing
Rolling out of bed Middle Kingdom
Knocking feeling like a drum
Breakfast at the door Jiao Zi
Last night ordered them
Wai Mai dude speaking Fang Yan
I'm feeling dumb
But these days
I'll never get bored of them
Because we're living here in China
I'm a rhymer
Telling you the story of this setting
Through the eyes of another Wai Guo Ren
The ones that came out here they call helmsman
And now I'm flipping through Tao Bao
And somehow with the know how and Zhi Fu Bao
You can buy anything you want on this website
And the things you didn't know you wanted till sight
Bottle opening fidget spinner
A toaster that makes eggs
Pink trousers for dog legs
Whole collections of clothing with English words
That make no sense
No sense no sense
What is what is Upsoab soab
Uh is that like a dog leash but for hamsters
Buying that buying that
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
But I came here for something new
Don't say maybe we don't say maybe
We say this well I can do
You ask why China
Yeah we reply why not China
Take on it's confusing Hu Tongs and streets
And make it on your own
You ask why China
Yeah we reply why not China
With Wai Mai Kuai Di WeChat
I'd be super screwed without my phone
So now I'm out on the street
Looking for a few bikes with my friends
So we can go to our favourite hotpot place
Right by Dong Zhi Men
No we ain't expats
We ain't Tu Hao we ain't got Mercedes Benz
But yo where's my Kou Zhao
Can't ride in this pollution
Open WeChat call a DiDi
We be on our way
Chinese friends order food
Enough for 40 days
Tofu with chopsticks is really hard
Well that's okay
And then they fight to pay
But we spit the bill on WeChat
And I use that App to call a DiDi to go back
And I don't even carry cash anymore
I use my phone to pay
Is that my door
Yes my hamster leash is here already
But I
I forgot one thing
I I don't have a hamster
Think I could buy one on Tao Bao Tao Bao
Don't think I'm just to cool
To do a funny song and I
I was hoping that you all could sing along and I
I've been thinking after Donald Trump and Brexit
And the chaos and the mayhem
I'll sit here and sip Oolong and I
Dancing with old people dancing in the park and I
Barely understand them asking
Who we are reply
你 说 什 么
我 听 不 懂 不 懂
Call me crazy
Call me crazy
But I came here for something new
Don't say maybe
We don't say maybe
We say this well I can do
You ask why China
Yeah we reply why not China
Take on it's confusing Hu Tongs and streets
And make it on your own
You ask why China
Yeah we reply why not China
With Wai Mai Kuai Di WeChat
I'd be super screwed without my phone
