Well I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all!
I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
They're such big balls!
And they're dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest
balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom's always full
And everybody cums and cums again!
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire!
I've got big balls!
Oh I've got big balls!
And they're such big balls!
Dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest
balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Oh!
We've got big balls!
We've got big balls!
We've got big balls!
Dirty big balls!
He's got big balls!
She's got big balls!
But we've got the biggest
balls of them all!
(Oh, We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching
to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun!
Seafood cocktail!
Crabs!
Crayfish!
But we've got the biggest
balls of them all!
Ball Sucker
Ball Sucker
Ball Sucker
Ball Sucker
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