I took 2 weeks vacation

For the honey moon

A couple tickets all inclusive

Down in cancun

I couldn't get my money back so

I'm in seat 7A

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I bet the feller on the aisle

Thought I was crazy

Cause I taped your picture

To the seat back right beside me

Now I've got empty mini bottle

Fillin' both our trays

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6

Stewardess is somethin' sexy

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

We had this date marked

On the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo

To the airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom

Alone up there on top of the cake

So hey I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6

Stewardess is somethin' sexy

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

On my way home

I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap

Champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I'll call her up

And tell her 'Kiss my ass'

Cause hey I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks of everybody

But the pilot it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6

Stewardess is something sexy

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high

I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I'm might be passed out

In the baggage claim

But right now I'm drunk on a plane