Before you know it there she is
Running up on you like a fast gin fizz
Throwing away every god damn care
Next thing you know she'll be doubling your dare
Nothing's gonna stop this little girl
From tearing up the whole great ass kicking world
She's a dynamic acrobatic
Instamatic human tornado
She'll rip through your room
She's a human tornado
She'll cut through your gloom
She's a human tornado
She'll forecast your doom
She's a human tornado
And now she's giving you a heart attack
And you don't know if you can pick up her slack
You toss and turn every night and day
She came into your dreams and now you've gotta pay
She's a never stopping bare hopping
Power shopping human tornado
She'll turn on your lights
She's a human tornado
She'll read you your rights
She's a human tornado
She'll twist up you kites
She's a human tornado
She'll blow you around
She's a human tornado
She'll wipe off your frown
She's a human tornado
She'll never come down
She's a human tornado
She's a human tornado
She's a human tornado
She's a human tornado
She'll derail your train
She's a human tornado
She'll cure your migraine
She's a human tornado
She'll unclog your drain
She's a human tornado
She'll ransack your heart
She's a human tornado
She'll make you feel smart
She's a human tornado
She'll sell all your art
She's a human tornado
She'll forget your name
She's a human tornado
She'll win at your game
She's a human tornado
She's one righteous dame
She's a human tornado
