Oh my god, do not look, but that guy has a crack pipe and it's out right now, he is beckoning
toward us.
Don't drop the subway map bitch, if you drop the subway map we're never gonna get out of
here.
What's poppin' in the Bikini Prospect Expressway, fuck that museum shit unless it's first Saturday.
Bitches be in Bushwick, they all live in Bushwick, they all love Bushwick, but I say fuck that
shit.
Pulled over by the birds, hipster pussy market, feelin' on these vegans, despite the smell
of armpits, the skinny ones are artists, it's obvious they starvin', your shit art don't
pay bills, it eats ramen, you're New York City bitch, that's where I come from.
Not where I moved to, oh mom and dad's trust fund, New York City bitch, that's how I'm
rollin', you gotta save face, get your iPads stolen.
Looks like we in the Red Hook, aside from Ikea, can I take a train?
They have no idea, traffic on Atlantic, bitches they alien, you'll peep that mess, Jay -Z call
a stadia.
Uptown brofist, 20 -something douchebags, let's get a pint bro, yo, where the skanks at?
East Village poppin', college kids coppin', drank too much now the IV's droppin', West
Fork pizza, stop it from the Joes, chillin' with the lessies outside of the clubby ho,
out of the Americas, drivin' in a bike lane, sloppy ass bitches comin' out of the Patray,
b***h where your pants at, it's 25 degrees out, you eatin' nachos on the block, with
your pussy out.
Queens Bridge projects, Long Island City, Forrest motherfuckin' Hills bitch, get shitty,
yo, New York City bitch, that's where I come from, not where I moved to, our mom and dad's
trust fund, New York City bitch, that's how I'm rollin', you gotta save face, get your
iPads stolen.
No I'm not from Flush, I wonder why you think that, city feel bitch, where the overpriced
drink that was poppin' in the Bronx, Third Avenue Bridge, all the tranny hookers on the
point, get it in, blunt in the whip, now we got the munchies, I wonder if the corner stores
still sell loosies, New York City bitch, that's where I come from, not where I moved to, our
mom and dad's trust fund, New York City bitch, that's how I'm rollin', you gotta save face,
get your iPads stolen.
Bitch.
Oh my god, oh my god, wait, there's, okay, okay, to your right, there's this Asian girl,
she has two live chickens in cages, she just punched a man for a subway seat, and she is
coming towards -
This is Awkwafina bitch, I just stole your iPad and now I'm a seller to buy more live
chickens.
