I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch

Now I'm in trouble because the dean saw the punch

He was telling things that were not true about her

So I let him have it in the cafeteria

Now I'm staying in staying in

My my baby's walking home with him

They passed my window hand in hand just then

But what can I do because I'm staying in

If she just knew what that son of a gun said

I know she wouldn't be caught with him dead

She don't know what he has got up his sleeve

But she would find out if I could only leave

But I'm staying in staying in

My my baby's walking home with him

I did it then and I'd do it again

I love her so but I'm staying in