TEXAS HOLD EM

This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha, woo)

There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)

In the basement (In the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)

Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')

Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, run me to the left

Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you

Come and pour some sugar on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come and pour some liquor on me, honey too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)

Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)

All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)

And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, you run to the left

Just with me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down (Oh)

So park your Lexus (Hey) and throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot slow dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me honey, too

It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown

Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots

To the floor now, ooh

Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

Shoot

Come take it to the floor now, ooh

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too

Furs, spurs, boots

Solargenic, photogenic, shoot