Ndee Kundu
Padhe bhi haan kadhe bhi haan, karya na gumaan kade
Badde-re badderya aage, paati na zubaan kade
Pyar chhota gelya, bina giddi aale notan gelya
Bani konya liya sun, kise ka ehesan kade
Gehda maar Pabra-Kinala nakhron
Bhool jaagi tera Ambala nakhron
Kaala nakhro dil ek percent bhi ni
Khud ne na kam kehnde, khud ne legend vi nhi
Bol kaam kare maahre, asale patasyan aale
Yaar sadabahar konya, mindhak chamasya aale
Full re gandasya aale, thought koni maan mein
Balak kisana ke haan, khot koni maan mein
Haryanvi haan dabya koni karde
Aana jana haani aur laabh ka
Gelya mere rahe jao Daade Khede ki
Raho sir pe reh hath Gaibi Sahab ka
Ho Maa baithi chulhe pe re, rondi dekhi hai
Chhoti Bebe bhukhi manne, sondi dekhi hai
Laage pantaale, dhokha de gaye mere saale
Kachi kadiyan ki chhat, manne chondi dekhi hai
Honsale Julani aale jaat warge
Dabde na chhore neele 60 warge
Ek baari sune banda hoja amli
Bol mere sulfe ki laat varge
Sanskara aale khet manne jote nakhron
Maar khatra ki nadiyan mein gote nakhron
Paad ke jo laya tha-re delhi ke kiwaad
Uss dada maharaj ke haan pote nakhron
Pise deke gaanya pe, comment nhi karaye kade
Chalo ya na chalo, Ddsh luck pe ni laye kade
Bina gaddi kare roadways mein safar
Par naye naye balakan ke, pise konni khaye kade
Tag kalakaari aale laage nakhron
Nayi nayi theme laike aa gaye nakhron
Ambaran mein think sidhe Ram gelya link
Dekh KP Bintu mehnatan te chhage nakhron
12′vi hai pass chhore army ki tyari aale
Khetan ke hai king konya job sarkari aale
Babe ki daya te poori okay hai report
Shoshebaazi koni kari rutbey stari aale
Aandi jaandi goriyan te, diye na gulab kade
Nasha kaamyabi aala, pinde ni sharab kade
Dab kade deyi konya, banke kareebi manne
Baabu gelya kheti kari, dekhi hai gareebi manne
Ghulya hu halatan gelyan, kaali kaali raata gelyan
Khelya hoon kabaddi konya, khelya jazbaata gelya
Ladke museebatan te jeete hai maidan
Likhya nhi bhavishya, kacchi shyahi ki davata gelya
Shauk vi hain poore kare, khud ki kamayi gail
Aankdan yo 36 aala, ban gaya padhai gail
Aashiqi te dur-dur, milde nhi naate
Karya ni fraud kade, kise maa ki jaayi gail
Jagah jagah yaari manne laayi na kade
Peeth pache kari re burayi na kade
Dekh ke ne chadar pasare pair sa
Karoon badmashi, mere man mein na aayi kade
Ho-ho
Ahh-hh
Ho-ho, ho-ho
Bamboo beat!
