A bad day

Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank god

Got my ass cheeks stuck to a fishin' rod

Where's the dogs ain't no frogs

Momma cookin' breakfast with no log

I got my grub on but didn't pig out

No thanksgivin' so we eatin' carry out

This dude came through my front door

He said I wouldn't live to see a 24

I gotta go 'cause I got on flip flops

If I sold out then my feet 'll drop

Had to stop at the red light

Everybody laughin' at my yellow dirt bike

And everything's alright

I got a beep from sherry she's a transvestite

Called up my homies and I'm askin' y'all

Bring twenty bottles of alcohol

Playin' football and I'm trouble

They gave me the ball I fumbled

And I can't believe my best friend's gay

Today was a bad day

Today was a bad day

Today was f**ked up

I bust my ass in the shower

Got on this fresh new baby powder

Kids just today these fools tried to blast me

Saw the police and got my ass beat

No flexin' wooped my ass in the intersection

Till I shoot that's the question

Went to big fam house to watch the rap city

Shootin' them craps I got 50

Shake 'em up shake 'em up shake 'em up shake 'em

A circle a niggas watch me all fake 'em

They beat my ass I need nine 911

They threw my ass through the back door

They took all my cash flow

Punched me in the chest and kicked me in the a*****e

I just found out my best friend's gay

Today was a bad day

Today was a bad day

Today was f**ked up

Left my homies house paid

Picked up this chick been tryin' rape since the twelfth grade

It's ironic the pigeons is the man

And artest fired on a fan

Took a trip to miami

Got my ass beat at the 21st grammy

My d**k is so weak so weak

So weak I put my own ass to sleep

Woke her up around one

He didn't hesitate to say that she didn't cum

Ridin' down seven mile coastin' smoken on the potion

Rubbin' on some baby oil lotion

And nothin' seems to work out

She smacked me in the face and murked out

Today was like one of those bad dreams

Jackin' off with a bowl full of whip cream

Helicopter lookin' for the murderer

Two in the mornin' got the coney island burger

Even with the lights of the good year blimp

And it read bizarre ain't shit

Drunk as hell and I'm throwin' up

Pager cut off so you know it ain't blowin' up

I found out that my best friend was gay

Today was a bad day

Today was a bad day

Today was f**ked up