You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a 39½ foot pole
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the King of Sinful Sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotch
With moldy purple spots Mr. Grinch
You're a threedecker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
You nauseate me Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super Naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked Hoss Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dung heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You're a foul one Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
Stink stank stunk
