The funniest thing

Happened to me yesterday

I ran into old you know who

By mistake

She was out on the town

With her new honey

Having a ball spending his money

Oh it was the funniest thing

You should've seen that

Innocent look on her face

As he held her close

Rumpled her hair out of place

You should've heard her

Calling him baby

Leading him on driving him crazy

Oh it was the funniest thing

But she introduced me

To her new lover

I thought to myself

That soon he'll discover

Ooh she did the funniest thing

As they walked away

I couldn't help wondering why

Such funny things make me cry

Oh I thought that I

Could make it without her

Maybe I could but

There's something about her

Oh it's the funniest thing

Ooh it's the funniest thing