The Devil Went To Jamaica

He Was Lookin To Sell Some Weed

He Was Doin Fine, They

Were Standin In Line

It Was E cellent Weed Indeed

He Came Across A Young Man

Who Was Likewise Peddlin Pot

And The Devil Slid Down

The Beach And Said

"Boy Let Me Tell You What

“I Guess You Kinda Figured

I'm A Reefer Head Of Course

“And After All This

Time, I Guess That I'm

A Conessuire Of Sorts!

"Now Your Stuff Smells Ok

But This Can Tranquilize A Horse

“I Bet A Million In

Cash Against Your Stash

That Mines Better Then Yours."

The Boy Said "My Names Johnny

And You Ain't Smoked Nothing Yet!

“One Hit Of This Grass'll Kick Your Ass

You Got Yourself A Bet."

Johnny Role A Ball Of Hash

And Make Sure It’s The Bomb

Cuz The Devils Got The Kinda Stuff

They Smoked In Vietnam

You'll Get A Million Smackaroos

In Cash If You Can Cope

But If You Cant The Devil Gets Your Dope

The Devil Packed A Bong With A Little

Ockopoco Gold

And Rosin Flew From His Fingertips

As He Fired Up His Bowl

He Filled That Chamber All The Way

And He Took A Mighty Hit

And As They Passed It Back And Forth

It Gave Them Both A Coughin Fit

When The Bowl Was Finished Johnny Said

"Hey Man That Stuff Was Great!

But Fill Your Lungs With Some Of This

And Prepare To Vegetate!"

Cannibas And Bevis Sweet Mary Jane

The Devils In The Back

Yard Fryin His Brain

Zig Zag Filled With A Diggidy Dank

Hold On Tight It'll Hit You Like A Tank

The Devil Nodded Off Because

He Knew That He Was Stoned

And He Asked If He Could Buy An Ounce

Of The Stuff That Johnny Owned

Johnny Said "Devil Just Come On Back

If You Ever Want To Catch A Buzz

I Done Told You Once You Son Of A b h

Mines The Best There Ever Was!"

Fired Up Duvais One By One

Aint A Gonna Stop Till The Bags Done

Green As A Bull Frog Sticky As Glue

Granny Do You Get High?

"Yes I Do!"