Party's going on tonight

And I'm available

'Cause I look the part

I know I'm gonna steal a heart

Or two

Dressed in the latest style

The girls will say exactly what I want 'em to

Music's playin' far too loud

The lights are far too bright

It's so crowded that I need a drink to put me right

The girls all start to stare

With their dresses far too tight

And their peroxide hair

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show

Or played some rock and roll

They're starting to surround me and are moving in

Lights are growin' dim girls are movin' in tonight

You know the girls are out to get ya

You try but they won't let ya

They really do upset ya

The girls are out to

Feeling in a kind of daze

The room's a smoky haze

When I saw the girl I danced with

I was quite amazed

The whole thing's quite obscene

Her face is white

With one eye blue the other green

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show

Or played some rock and roll

They're starting to surround me and are moving in

Baby life ain't what it seems it's full of cosmic dreams

You know the girls are out to get ya

You try but they won't let ya

They really do upset ya

The girls are out to

I wish I'd stayed at home and watched a TV show

Or played some rock and roll

They're starting to surround me and are moving in

Girls will give it all we can and you'll emerge a man

You know the girls are out to get ya

You try but they won't let ya

They really do upset ya

The girls are out to get ya

You try but they won't let ya

They really do upset ya