Why oh why oh why

Why oh why oh why

Because because because because

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Why oh why oh why

Why can't a dish break a hammer?

Because a hammer's got a hard head

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Why oh why oh why

Why oh why oh why

Because because because because

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Why can't a bird eat an elephant?

Why oh why oh why

Because an elephant's got a pretty hard skin

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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?

Tell me why and why

'Cause a mouse's stomach could never

get big enough to hold a streetcar

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Why does a hom make music?

Why oh why oh why

Because the horn-blower blows it

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Why does a cow drink water?

Tell me why and why

Because the cow gets thirsty just like

you or me anybody else

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Why oh why oh why

Because because because because

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Why don't you answer my questions?

Just tell me why and why

Well I don't know the answers

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Why's there no pennies for ice cream

Just tell me why and why

You put all the pennies in the telephone

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Why oh why oh why

Because because because because

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Because because because because

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