FOR HE R FIRS T NUMBER
MISS ROXI E HA RT WOULD LIKE TO
SING A SONG OF
LOV E AN D DEVOTION
DEDICATE D TO HER
DEA R HUSBAN D AMOS
SOMETI MES I'M RI GHT
SOMETI M ES I'M W RONG
BUT H E DOES N 'T CA RE
HE 'LL STRING A L ONG
H E L OVES M E SO
THAT FUNN Y HONEY O F M I NE
SOMETI MES I'M DO WN
AND SOMETI MES I'M UP
BUT H E FO LLOW S 'ROUND
L I KE SOM E DROO PY- EY ED PUP
H E L O V E M E SO
THAT F UNN Y HONEY O F M I NE
HE AIN 'T N O SHEIK
THAT'S N O GREAT PHYSI QUE
AND LORD KNO WS
H E A I N 'T GOT T H E S M ARTS
BUT LOOK AT T HA T SOUL
I TELL YO U THAT WHOL E A S A
WHOLE L O T GREAT E R THAN THE
SUM O F H IS PA RTS
AND IF YOU KNEW H IM LI K E ME
I KNOW YOU 'D A G REE
WHAT IF THE WOR LD
SL ANDERED M Y NA ME
WHY HE'D B E RIGH T THERE
TAKI N ' T H E BLAME
HE L OVES M E SO
AND IT A L L SU ITS M E FINE
THAT FUN N Y SUN N Y HONEY
HUB B Y O F MINE
I MEAN SU P P O SIN'
JUST SUPP O SIN
HE HAD VI OL ATED
HER O R SOM E THIN'
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
V IO LATED
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
OR SOME THIN'
THINK HOW TERRIBLE
THAT WOULD HAV E BEEN
IT' S A GOOD THING I GOT
HOME FROM WORK O N TIME
H E L OVES ME SO
I SAY I'M TELLIN' YA THAT
THAT FUN N Y HONEY O F M INE
NAME OF D E CEASED
FRE D CAS E LY
FRED CAS E LY
HOW COULD HE BE A BU R GLAR
MY WIF E KNOW S HIM
HE SOLD US OUR FURNI TURE
HE GAVE US 10 % OFF
LO RD KNOW S H E AIN 'T
GOT T H E SMARTS
SHE TOLD ME HE WAS A BURGLAR
YOU MEAN HE WAS DEAD
WHEN YOU GOT HOME
SHE HAD HIM COVERED
WITH A SHEET
AND SHE'S TELLIN' ME THAT COCK
& BULL STO RY ABOU T THI S BU R GLAR
AND NOW I OUGHT T O SAY I DID IT
'CAUSE I WAS SURE TO GET OFF
HELP ME AMO S SHE SAID
IT'S M Y ** * **** HOUR
NOW HE SHOT OFF H IS TRAP
I CAN 'T STAND T HA T SAP
LOOK A T HIM GO
RATT IN ' O N ME
WITH JUST ON E MORE BRA IN
WHAT A HA LF- W IT HE'D BE
IF THEY STRING M E UP
W ELL I'LL KNOW WHO
BROUGHT T H E TW I NE
THAT SCUMM Y CRUMM Y DUMMY
