LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MISS VELMA KELL Y IN AN
AC T O F DESPERATION
M Y SISTER AND I HAD AN ACT
THAT COULD N 'T FLOP
M Y SISTER AND I WERE HEAD ED
STRAIGHT FOR THE TOP
M Y SISTER AND I EARNED
A THO U A WEEK AT LEAST
WEE HA
BUT MY SISTE R IS NOW
UN FORTUNATE L Y DECEASED
I KNOW IT'S SAD O F COURSE
BUT A FAC T IS STILL A FACT
AND NOW A L L THAT REM AINS
I S THE REMA IN S OF A
PERFEC T DOUBL E ACT
WATCH THIS
NOW YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE IT
WITH TW O PEOP LE
IT'S SWELL WITH TW O PEOP LE
FIRST I'D
THEN SHE 'D
THEN W E'D
BUT I CAN'T DO IT A L ONE
THEN SHE 'D
THEN I'D
THEN W E'D
BUT I CAN'T DO IT A L ONE
SHE 'D SAY
WHAT'S YOUR SISTER LIKE
I'D SAY M EN
SHE 'D SAY
YOU'RE THE CAT'S MEOW
THEN WE'D WOW THE
CROWD A GAIN
WHEN SHE'D GO
I'D GO
W E 'D GO
THEN THOSE DING-DONG
DAD DIE S STARTED TO ROAR
WHISTL ED STOMPED AND
STAMPED ON THE FLOOR
YE LLI N ' SCREAMI N'
BEGGIN' FOR MORE
AND WE'D SA Y O K FELLAS
KEEP YOUR SOCKS UP
'CAUSE YOU AIN 'T SEEN
NOTHI N ' YET
BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT D O I T A L ONE
SO WHAT D'YA THINK HUH
COME ON YOU CAN SAY
[RASPBERRY SOUND]
I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT
THE FIRST PART'S ****
BUT THE SECOND PART
THE SECOND PART IS R EA LLY NIFTY
OK
SHE'D GO
I'D GO
W E 'D GO
AND THEN THOSE TW O- B IT
JOHNNIES DID IT UP BROWN
TO CHEER THE BEST
ATTRACTION IN TOWN
THEY NEARLY TORE THE
BAL CONY DOWN
AND WE'D SAY O K BOYS
WE'RE GOIN ' HOME
BUT BEFORE W E GO
HERE'S A FEW MORE
PART I N ' SHOT S AND THIS
THIS W E DID IN PERFECT UNISON
N OW YOU'VE SEEN ME
GOI N ' THROUGH IT
YOU MAY THINK THERE'S
NOTHI N ' TO IT
