I left the house about 8 pm

Spent a little time with the boys again

I didn't really wanna be away from you

I went for one but I stayed till two

I played a little eight ball

Made a few bucks

Dropped a little change in that old jukebox

Time flew by the next thing I knew

I went for one but I stayed till two

It was last call for alcohol

Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl

Old Jim Bob he was under the table

He wanted me to drive

I was barely able

Well a pretty little blonde there took my keys

Said here have a cup of this coffee please

I knew I'd have some explaining to do

Should have went for one but I stayed till two

When I got home I was quiet as a mouse

Little did I know you would move the couch

I hit the floor and the whole house knew

I went for one but I stayed till two

It was last call for alcohol

Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl

Old Jim Bob he was under the table

He wanted me to drive

I was barely able

I didn't really wanna be away from you

I went for one but I stayed till two

I went for one but I stayed till two

Stayed till two

Went for one

Stayed till two

Oh don't

I'm in big trouble man