Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters Magazine is gonna be my chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away
Let's be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong
I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say, if,
Gene had pooped like every day this would've all just blown away
But he'll be outta there in no time
No-ones gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters Magazine is gonna be my chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away
