Hi, what’s your name?

How are you? How’s your life?

Oh, you got a man?

Are you in love? If so, what type?

Is it just platonic,

strictly just as friends

Or the type that ties you two

together til tomorrow’s end?

If it is, disregard every

time I call you pretty

Though it’s meant sincerely it’s

just my imagination drifting

Brush me off like the

dirt on Jay Z’s shoulders

So I fall to the ground, collect

myself and get ready to take over

Your heart, or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it’s the thought

of not being so alone

The second one’s way sadder

than the first one, but

I don’t know, I love the

thought of being with you

Or maybe it’s the thought

of not being so alone

Man, f k, I really love being in love

But I also really love

not crying on the

We should go get a cup of coffee

And I’ll act friendly and

I won’t pull any stunts

But I’m a freaking

stunt puller from birth

So I don’t know what to tell you

If I try to confess my love for scones

I just wanna tell you real quick

I love these scones, just the

diversity between the selection

The raspberry, the blueberry,

the strawberry, pumpkin, even

Which is basically a f king squash

How do you even make a scone

out of a freaking squash?

It blows my mind, oh man

But what are you talking about?

I’m so sorry to interrupt

Oh yeah, your boyfriend

made you mad the other day?

What was he saying? What

was he talking about?

Oh my god, that’s crazy

What do I think? Hm,

let me think about it

Let me think about it

He was being mean at that time

But I’m sure he’s gonna turn

around at some point, and

I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it’s the thought

of not being so alone

Man, I really love being in love

But I also really love

not crying on the phone

Man, I love the thought

of being with you

Or maybe it’s the thought

of not being so alone

I don’t know, the second one’s

way sadder than the first one

But I don’t know

Hi, wassup?

Yeah, what’s going on?

Oh yeah, she told me a lot

about you, yeah, uh huh

It’s so great that you’re

doing all of those things

You should keep doing

all of them I think

Oh yeah my name’s Hobo

Johnson I’m a rapper

I’m actually not a rapper,

I’d like to say a musician

I play guitar sometimes too

I’m just not as good as Derek

It doesn’t matter but

She is like the nicest person

I’ve ever met in my whole life

And I’m sure you know it ‘cause

you sleep ne t to her every night

And you guys would probably

cuddle and kiss or whatever

But she is just so sweet and she cared

about me a lot when no one else cared

about me and I think that’s really nice

You know, she’s just a peach

She’s a peach scone

And I love the thought of being with her

I just really hope that

she doesn’t get hurt, man

They say it takes two years

to come back down to earth

From that lovely place that

you’ve been, I heard it’s so nice

I heard it’s so nice,

good for you, I’m glad

And if you find someone that

really loves you for who you are

Keep being with them, man

‘Cause that’s what matters in this life