I reflect on my reflection and I ask myself
the question, what's the right direction?
Am I a man or am I a muppet?
Am I a muppet?
If I'm a muppet, then I'm a very manly muppet.
Am I a muppet?
Or am I a man?
Am I a man?
If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man.
A Muppet of a man.
I look into these eyes and I don't recognize.
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide.
Am I a man or am I a Muppet?
Am I a Muppet?
If I'm a muppet, well, I'm a very manly muppet.
Am I a muppet?
Or am I a man?
If I'm a man, that makes me a Muppet of a man.
A Muppet of a man.
Here I go again, I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind Now I understand
Who I am.
I'm a man.
I'm a muppet.
I'm a muppet of a man.
I'm a very manly muppet.
I'm a muppet of man.
That's what I am
