Well the phone is gonna ring

And you tell them I'm not home

Will you water the ferns

And feed the fish out in the pond

I'm gonna get mean

If you don't stop singing

That Hawaiian song

How can you hear me scream

If you still got your headphones on

Is this the beginning of our vacation

Or is this the end of our relationship

Is this the end

Is this the end

And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio

There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room

I didn't ask I led a solo charge down to the sea

Where the fast-food trash

And tourists made me fear and loath it

Is this the beginning of their aging

Or is this the end of civilization

Is this the end

Is this the end

And if there's no ring

I will have to say "Good Bye "

Nah I'm just playing John

I look terrible in white

You better hide the weed

Because the maid is at the door

And I can see a John getting a hand job

On the balcony below

Is this the beginning of expectation

Or is this the end of our vacation

Is this the end

Is this the end

And we'll be drinking Kava

Drinking Kava on the plane

And we'll be getting farther

Getting farther from this place