(Uh, no no no)

Pass the cranberry sauce, we're havin' mashed potatoes!

Ooh, the turkey looks great

Thank you for lovin' me (Lin)

Thank you for bein' there (please)

Thank you for lovin' me (oh, God)

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you (stop, Lin, stop)

Thankin' us for thankin' you (Lin)

Kill the turkey (Lin)

Eat a whole bunch of stuff, we're gonna take our pants off

Oh, I'm feelin' so fat

Thank you for lovin' me (Lin)

Thank you for bein' there (please)

Thank you for lovin' me

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you

Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey

Kill the turkey, yeah