I wish you could meet my girlfriend

My girlfriend who lives in Canada

She couldn't be sweeter

I wish you could meet her

My girlfriend who lives in Canada

Her name is Alberta

She lives in Vancouver

She cooks like my mother

And sucks like a Hoover

I e-mail her every single day

Just to make sure that everything's okay

It's a pity she lives so far away in Canada

Last week she was here but she had the flu

Too bad

Cause I wanted to introduce her to you

It's so sad

There wasn't a thing that she could do

But stay in bed with her legs up over her head

Oh

I wish you could meet my girlfriend

But you can't because she is in Canada

I love her I miss her I can't wait to kiss her

So soon I'll be off to Alberta

I mean Vancouver

Shit Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancou

She's my girlfriend

My wonderful girlfriend

Yes I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada

And I can't wait to eat her p***y again