Oh my god, girl, check out this guy

I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair?

And nice T shirt

And the sunglasses, c′mon, in a club?

I'm so over it, what a douchebag

Check your T shirt before you leave your house

Does it really fit or would it fit on Minnie Mouse?

Hand for the gel to make your hair all spiky

Then you′re looking in the mirror like, "Why don't these girls like me?"

Don't be a douchebag

Don′t be a douchebag

If it′s winter in the Chi, you shouldn't be tan

Unless you′re Asian, Puerto Rican, black, or Mexican

Ed hardy hat, bro, you're over 30

This is just a warning or you′ll end up on the dirty

Don't be a douchebag

Don′t be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

You think it's only guys but you girls are guilty, too

That Louis bag is fake, I bet my life your breasts are, too

Bleached blond hair and a super kissy face

I′ve seen that chick in person, she looks better on MySpace

Don′t be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don′t be a douchebag

Don't be a douchebag

Don′t be a douchebag