Met an old lady in Carlsbad

Who got bit on the ankle by a spider

It swelled on up to about the size of her knee

She was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy

Having a hard day was plane to see

She said somebody stole my shopping cart

It's sitting out side the door

I don't understand who could be so cruel

She said karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with

And well the wiper snapper that took it is a fool

And now I'm walking with an old lady

Down to the corner bus stop

Talking about Jesus and how her heart he won

Talking with an old lady down at the corner bus stop

She said expect you a miracle before the day be done