My halo slips over my eyes

My nice dress rips and I don't cry

What am I doing here

When I just want to wear

PVC It's my favourite plastic

PVC Cos its nice and shiny

PVC and completely waterproof

Start again

A lipstick stain on my new dress

The fabric's scarred and I'm distressed

I take my own advice

Get kitted out in nice

PVC It's my favourite plastic

PVC Cos its nice and shiny

PVC and completley waterproof

Start again

You've never seen me quite this way

But you'll agree

I'm twice as nice this way

The moral of this little tale

Do what you like and you can't fail

To get in someones way HEY

PVC It's my favourite plastic

PVC Cos its nice and shiny

PVC And completely waterproof

Start again