Brian the babe they

Called Brian

Grew grew grew and grew

Grew up to be

Grew up to be

A boy called Brian

A boy called Brian

He had arms and legs and hands

And feet

This boy whose name was Brian

And he grew grew grew and grew

Grew up to be

Yes he grew up to be

A teenager called Brian

B R I A N Brian

And his face became spotty

Yes his face became spotty

And his voice dropped down low

And things started to grow

On young Brian and so

He was certainly no

No girl named Brian

Not a girl named Brian

And he started to shave

And have one off the wrist

And want to see girls

And go out and get pissed

This man called Brian

The man they called Brian

B R I A N Brian

B R I A N Brian

B R I A N Brian

Not brian but brian

B R I A N Brian

B R I A N Brian

B R I A N Brian

B R I A N Brian not

B R I A N Brian not

B R I A N Brian not

B R I A N Brian but

B R I A N Brian