Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything uh

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gon' tell me I can't nah

I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin' in my Snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh oh yes I said it ooh ooh

I said it I said it 'cause I can

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Woo hoo woo hoo ooh

Nothing at all

Woo hoo woo hoo ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P 90 X

Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out

This is great oh my God this is great

Yeah I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Oh oh yes I said it ooh ooh

I said it I said it 'cause

I can ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair ooh ooh ooh

'Cause I ain't going anywhere ooh ooh ooh

No no no no no no no no no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit ooh ooh ooh

And let everything hang loose ooh ooh ooh

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Woo hoo woo hoo ooh

Nothing at all

Woo hoo woo hoo ooh

Nothing at all