Lyricist : Novel Flash

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唔撚鍾意中二病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意公主病，唔撚鍾意病

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屌，班仆街，真係好撚無品

打乞嗤唔撚揞口喺度，散播感冒菌

唔撚鍾意感冒，因為俾肚屙仲炆陣

搞撚到我成日冇撚得飲凍飲品

食慾好不振，唔理係花膠定人蔘

成晚冇得瞓，坐喺床邊包雲吞

班濕鳩帶菌者，無半點羞恥心

搞撚到我擤鼻涕擤撚到，就嚟落街偷紙巾

屌你又280蚊，鬼叫俾病毒入侵

將嗰啲丸仔日日吞，好似班道友做特訓

瞓又冇得瞓，搞撚到我溫泉冇得浸

個地球好黑暗，搞撚到我朝頭早失禁

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身體健康我諗本應都係安份

又要幫襯診所醫生話歡迎光臨

無力抗衡唯有賣撚埋我部鋼琴

病菌降臨睇醫生睇撚到借邦民

唔撚鍾意中二病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意公主病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意中二病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意中二病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意公主病，唔撚鍾意病

唔撚鍾意中二病，唔撚鍾意病