I had a nightmare of Tony Blair

I had a dream I cracked

Him in the head with a folding chair

I had the people just hold him there

And bashed his dome until blood

Splashed his golden hair

I drew his ass a mustache with a Sharpie marker

And cut his head like an artsy barber

I set it off in the House of Commons

I'm a party starter

Starting political parties for

Wheat and barley farmers

Voting in secret ballots for

Whole leaf or Caesar salad

Should I have roast beef or vegan sandwich

Will I get cold feet or meet the challenge

Is the Obelisk a secret phallus

Circle yes or no

Squeeze the juice from a purple vegetable

Then bring it to the first Congressional hearing

That you can find

Mix in their wine and start smearing

All over their faces like

"Taste this you rapist

Take it like the bribes

From the dudes you gave favors"

You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally

I listen to far too much NPR

In my scarred up empty car

So large trucks near me start hard-bumping Diddy

I'm creating an all star funk committee

Made of chart-chomping ninnies

That make hard county ditties

Let's us do-see-do

Poor broke and lonely ho

Before they sell us polio contaminated Oreos

Sometimes I don't agree with rap

Why

Cause most of it reinforces social achievement gaps

I gotta get brainy

Cause I'm a politic hating scholarship trainee

Sometimes when people speak we will silence it

Their skill level doesn't meet the requirements

I killed devils underneath the environment

Even though I don't believe in your fire pits

I'm sharp enough to make your tires split

Sharp as a choir's pitch

My enlightened heart don't desire shit

You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally

You'll be letting it go

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry

I'm letting the globe know

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

Take the cross from the rose

And there's no more energy

It's set to explode

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

I've been to the rainbow

The fake gold tempted me

The mystery's age old

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

Pay no attention to the orbs that flew in a formation

Your flow will get cancelled due to your poor ratings

Your rappin' makes them continue to ruin poor nations

Because of you there's more rapings in Ecuador

Escape from you is what children think that the meth is for

You're what they get billions for building secret weapons for

You are the enemy

You're why they bombard the infantry

Of nations who populations are base and retarded mentally

And they can say that because of who

You

You're also the reason they came back with "W"

Twice

Because of you it's war on the populace

And the logo's a sword and an obelisk

The same ones you adorned on your monuments

Not an inordinate moderate

They're more of the opposite

With little more than the pocket-lint between us

Me and my homies are building a rocket ship to Venus

Before the sick apocalypse hit it's zenith

You've had the whole world in a chokehold mentally

You'll be letting it go

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

I heard of the dark arts and underground chemistry

I'm letting the globe know

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

Take the cross from the rose

And there's no more energy

It's set to explode

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry

I've been to the rainbow

The fake gold tempted me

The mystery's age old

Cause I'm the mole in your ministry