Watching Gura's streams, yeah she's my favorite shark
She don't got a big chest but she got a big heart
She be struggling to count, cuz you know she ain't smart
But I still buy superchats, while she playing Mario Kart
Hold up, hold up, She be lookin kinda cute
I be chillin on her stream while she chillin with Bloop
Man I never miss a live, even when I gotta poop
I stay simpin' for this shark even though she got no boobs, ayy
SHARK
Rockin' with the trident, pullin' up with the swag
Making bank from superchats, Gura's counting up a rack
Trynna do the times tables, but her brain is gonna lag
Yeah this cute little shark just sucks at math
Two by two is four
Four and four is eight
Eight and eight is sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen
Two by two is four
Four and four is eight
Eight and eight is sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen
Look at her mouth, she don't got bottom teeth
And salmon sushi is her favorite thing to eat
She's a little bit small, needs a kiddie car seat
Watched her play Outlast, now my life is complete
Hololive goods, that's the only place I'll shop
Man I'm spending all this money you know I will never stop
Always jamming to her covers, each one is such a bop
Got her debut saved for my dose of daily "A"
Vibin' with a floatie
Gura doesn't know me
Watson's got melons, Gura's got pepperoni
Watching sharks only
Do it with the homies
Apex predator, in boutta go deep
Can't reach the top shelf cuz she's 4'6"
Always screaming war cries playin' Ring Fit
9000 years old but got no wits
Wallet's getting empty cuz you know that I'm a big shrimp
Sometimes... in life
You try and hit life
With a Hoocha
But then life decides to hit you
With a Hoocha
You know what you do
You go AGAIN
SHARK
Rockin with the trident, pulling up with the swag
Making bank from superchats, Gura's countin' up a rack
Trynna do the times tables but her brain is gonna lag
Yeah this cute little shark just sucks at math
Two by two is four
Four and four is eight
Eight and eight is sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen
Two by two is four
Four and four is eight
Eight and eight is sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen
