It was a moonlit night

in Old Mexico

I walked alone between

some old adobe haciendas

Suddenly, I heard the

plaintive cry of a

young Mexican girl

You better come home

Speedy Gonzalez

away from tannery row

Stop all of your drinking

with that floosie

named Flo

Come on home to

your adobe

and slap some mud

on the wall

The roof is leaking

like a strainer

There's loads of

roaches in the hall

Speedy Gonzalez

Why don't you come home

Speedy Gonzalez

How come you leave

me all alone

Your doggie's

gonna have a puppy

and we're running

out of Coke

No enchiladas in the icebox

and the television's broke

I saw some lip stick

on your sweatshirt

I smell some perfume

in your ear

Well, if you're gonna

keep on messin'

don't bring your business

back here

Speedy Gonzalez

Why don't you come home

Speedy Gonzalez

How come you

leave me all alone