Blind date with the chancer we had oysters and dry lancers

And the check when it arrived we went dutch dutch dutch dutch

A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash

And this emery board is giving me a rash

I'm flat out

You're so beautiful to look at when you cry

Freeze don't move

You've been chosen as an extra in the movie

Adaptation of the sequel to your life

A shady lane everybody wants one a shady lane everybody needs one

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh my god oh my god oh your god oh his god oh her god

It's everybody's god it's everybody's god it's everybody's god it's everybody's god

The worlds collide but all that we want is a shady lane

Glance don't stare

Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs

No not me

I'm an island of such great complexity

Distress surrounds

In the muddy peaceful center of this town

Tell me off

In the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys

And the over friendly concierge

A shady lane everybody wants one a shady lane everybody needs one

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh my god oh your god oh his god oh her god

It's everybody's god it's everybody's god

It's everybody's god it's everybody's god

The worlds collide but all that I want is a shady lane