Elder Kettle: Once Upon a time there was a little fella named Cuphead, he and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem. And things kind of got out of hand {Insert Devil Laugh}. The Sleazy Townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem, knowing that cuphead would soon be coming for them

Hilda: You've all probably heard the rumors

Cagney: About this plucky little fella named Cuphead

Brineybeard: He's coming to collect on our deals with the devil

Dr.Kahl: And we need to stop him

Hilda: Hey, he's coming this way so beware!

Djimmi: Say! Let's shoot him right out of the air. HA HA HA!

Bonbon: I could put him on icing myself

Root Pack: And we three veggies won't be so good for his health

Goopy: Let's just smash him

Cala: Or whack him with a trout

Ribby & Croaks: We could thrash him

Brineybeard: And then pour his insides out!

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!

All: We're gonna make him die

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!

All: With a big goodbye!

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!

All: We're gonna make him pay

All: His debt to the devil!

All: Is coming due today!

Wally: Aw! Just wait til' I get my wings on the Cuphead!

Rumor: I'd like to chip his china

Spector: I'll see that his life is cut short {Laugh}

Rumor: While I call the cops to come bee support

Beppi: Why, not give him the ride of his life?

Cagney: Then shank that shnook with a briar as sharp as a knife {evil laugh}

Dr.Kahl: LET'S USE SCIENCE

Werner: And arm ourselves for war

Wally: Sky high violence

Younger Wally: Is what Cuphead has in store!

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!

All: We're gonna make him DIE!

Cala: We're gonna make him fish food

Werner: And zen vil make him fry

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead!

All: We're gonna make him pay!

All: His debt to the devil!

All: Is coming due today

Hilda: One shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn

Ribby and Croaks: Two bad Cuphead's about to lose big

Grim: Three head will hunt him til' Cuphead feels the burn

Sally: For the rest of his headlining gig!

King Dice: They call me king dice cause that's who I am

King Dice: A Royal Pain who's diabolical plan,

King Dice: To close some contracts needs a sucker or two

King Dice: So come on Cuphead Kid I'm talking to you

King Dice: Come shake my hand

King Dice: We got a deal?

King Dice: Good Cause now it gets real

Devil: You agreed to my game you lost

Devil: You accepted the odds now you'll cough, up the cost

Devil:Don't screw with my kid or I swear

Devil: I'll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware.

Phear Lap: Scare Him

Weezy: Scorch him

Tipsy Troop: Let's liquify his brains

Dr.Kahl: Taze him!

Grim: Torch Him!

Goopy: And then bury his remains

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead

All: We're gonna make him die

Sally: It's his final certain

Spector: And the end is NIGH!

All: We're gonna kill off Cuphead

All: We're gonna make him pay!

All: His debt to the devil

King Dice: Is coming due today!

All: Is coming due today!

All: Is coming due today!

All: Is coming due today!

Devil: Is coming due today {evil laugh}

Elder Kettle: And they all lived happily ever after, wait no they didn't. I'm pretty sure those people killed him. WELP! Circle of life