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You don't put on your pants before you put on your drawers

You don't wash your face after you wash your balls

You don't watch Phantom Menace before Empire Strikes Back

And you don't do important crap without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap

Then you better take a power nap first

You wanna know where the power's at

It's in the middle of a power nap, word

You don't go seek before everybody hides

Or slide through a sliding door before you made it slide

You don't eat your grapes before you go through check out

I did that once and got banned from Ralph's

You don't read Stephen King before R.L. Stein

You don't pump the pump before the pump is primed

I don't slip on my mankini before my bikini wax

And I don't do important crap without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap

Then you better take a power nap first

You wanna know where the power's at

It's in the middle of a power nap, word

You don't offer to pay before you've seen the check

You don't tattoo your face before you tattoo your neck

You don't send a text and then check the autocorrect

I once sent my mom a text that just said sex

You don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees

You don't get in the car before you cut the cheese

You don't talk to Santa before you sit on his lap

And you don't do important crap without taking a power nap

Power, power, power

Power, power, power

Power, power, power

Power, power, power