Vox: Welcome home,
im gonna make you wish that you stayed gone.
say hello to a new status quo,
everyone knowsthat theres a brand new dawn,
turn the tv on!
top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
who has been spotted cavorting around town after a 7 year abscence!
did anybody miss him?
did anybody notice?
more on tonights program!
so the radio demon is back in town,
why is he hanging around?
what does that mean for your family?
well handily, ive got good news!
hes a loser, a fossil,
and i dont mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
you can take that as gospel!
pulling my viewers? impossible!
im visual, hes barely audible,
stop giving him the time of day,
dont listen to a word hed say,
i hope he had a nice vacay,
but he shouldve stayed away!
while he hid in radio, we pivoted to video,
now his medium is getting bloody rare!
hells been better since he split,
wheres he been? who gives a shit!
Alastor: salutations! good to be back on the air!
yes i know its been awhile,
since someone with style
treated hell to a broadcast, sinners rejoice!
Vox: what a dated voice!
Alastor: instead of a clout-casting, mediocre video podcast,
is vox insecure, pursuing allure?
fitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
Vox: ignore his chirping!
Alastor: everyday hes got a new format,
Vox: your looking at the future, hes the s**t that comes before that!
Alastor: is vox as strong as he purports?
or is it based on his support?
hed be powerless without the other Vs!
Vox: oh please!
Alastor: and heres the sugar on the cream,
he asked me to join his team!
i said no and now hes pissy,
thats the tea!
Vox: you old-timey prick! ill show you suffering!
Alastor: uh oh, the tv is buffering!
Vox: ill destroy you!
Alastor: im afraid youve lost your signal...
lets begin, im gonna make you wish that i stayed gone,
tune on in, when im done,
your status quo will know its race is run,
oh this will be fun...
Vox:FUCK!
