settle in girls it's story time
there's a princess in a tower
oh my gosh that's just like me
but the witch won't set her free
she passes time by singing
like someone else i know
as years go by she sits and waits
as years go by uh oh
i don't remember this part
skip ahead skip ahead
but in the end rapunzel
and braiding golden hair
so i know he'll appear
and there are strictures
i believe the storybooks
my white knight and his steed
will look just like these pictures
it won't be long now i guarantee
day number 23
i know it's today i know it's today
there's a princess in a comma
pretty maiden in a glass box
how i wonder does she pee
boring boring evil queen
seven shorties on the scene
skip ahead skip ahead
the prince is good at kissing
and melting snow white's heart
and his armor will be blinding
and manly hose
he'll propose on one knee
and our prenup will be binding
about time we set the wedding date
day number 958
i know it's today he'll show up today
there's a princess any princess
take your pick they're all like me
not exactly i'm still waiting
ever after better get here
i want love in second's flat
oops did i do that
cut the villains cut the vamping
cut this fairytale
cut the peril and the pitfalls
keep the intro cut the verses
and the waiting the waiting
the waiting the waiting the waiting
but i know he'll appear
though i seem a bit bipolar
and i'm a vandal now as well
though he won't mind
and a very gifted bowler
it won't be long now i guarantee
it's me fiona it's me fiona
now i know he'll appear
'cause there are rules
and there are strictures
i read by candlelight
my white knight
will look just like these pictures
it won't be long now i guarantee
day number 23
day number 958
day number 8423
i know it's today i know it's today
i know it's today i know it's today
i know it's today
