I once had a girl or should

I say she once had me

She showed me her room isn't it good

Norwegian wood

She asked me to stay and

She told me to sit anywhere

So I looked around and I

Noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

It's time for bed

She told me she worked in the morning

And started to laugh

I told her I didn't and

Crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone

This bird had flown

So I lit a fire isn't it good

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